I in a faraway country near a great see there once lived a prince and his kingdom to be his hair was like gold but his chin was still bear he was mocked by his kin for his lack of facial hair the men in his realm took their razors in hand all beards were to be shaven across all of the land one morning in front of his doorstep His grace found her box filled with hair to goo on his face for everyone knows that a king needs a beard to rule with bare cheeks now that is just weird