On the 23rd of June in 2016 The people of the United Kingdom And Gibraltar Went to vote On an issue that for some had been burning
for years The question in full – and unaltered – was
– and I quote Should the United Kingdom Remain A member of the European Union Or leave The European Union? It was the greatest democratic turnout in British history, I do not scoff And when the time came to speak the British said Fuck off Fuck off Campaigning had gone on for many a month With debate and discussion on many a front They’d argued they’d fought they had smeared and pulled stunts There was David Cameron. Theresa May. George Osborne. Tony Blair. John Major. The BBC. The British told them to fuck off. The British told them to fuck off. If you vote to leave, you’ll lose your job Vote to leave, you’ll lose your home. The ensuing recession will last for years Said David Cameron. Theresa May. George Osborne.
And the Treasury. Tony Blair. John Major. The BBC. The Bank of England. Mark Carney. The EU The IMF The US president. Saint Obama.
Back of the cue Loads of celebrities. Gary Lineker. JK Rowling. Benedict Cumbertwat. Lord Adonis.
Who the fuck’s he anyway? The British told them to fuck off.
Seventeen million fuck offs. They wheeled in the experts to tell us what’s
right They gave us the benefit of their foresight
To leave is calamitous, that’s definite. Food shortages. No medicine. Planes grounded. A house price crash. Half a million jobs lost. Cost of £4,300 to every home. Stock market collapse. Riots No sandwiches. There’d be an outbreak of super gonorrhea.
They seriously said that. Donald Tusk at the EU said it would be the end of Western civilization as we know it. I’m not joking. And one more thing.
If you vote to leave, that makes you racist. The British told them to fuck off.
Seventeen million fuck offs. A General Election was finally called I think you know where told them to go We won’t need to hear from them ever again From Tony Blair John Major Jon Bercow I can’t tell you how much pleasure it gives me to say that Jo Swinson LOL All those MPs who switched parties without holding a by-election Chuka Umana Sarah Wollaston Anna Soubry
(not a Nazi) All the MPs who did the opposite of what they promised in their manifestos Dominic Grieve David Gauke Philip Hammond Oliver Letwin Ed Vaizey – dick All those patronising Labour MPs who know so much better than you Emily Thornberry Diane Abbot Jess Phillips That weird one with glasses Jeremy Corbyn (oh, bless) Hilary Benn Hilary’s a girl’s name. What’s that all about? The civil service The Bank of England The People’s Vote The EU Guy Verhofstad Emmanuel Macron Most of Hackney Bent judges The commentariat James O’Brien Jolyon Moron The BBC Andrew Marr Femi Weirdo Aaron Bastani Gina Miller All the celebrities Hugh Grant Gary Lineker Lily Allen Steve Coogan Nish Kumar Lord Adonis Who the fuck’s he anyway? The British told you fuck off. 17 million fuck-offs.